Peep Show-esque Thoughts I Get While On Campus

"When will anyone realise that tights are not substitutes for pants...especially when you don't have the figure for wearing them in the first place?"

"Out of all the trees, my RHD chose to have her occasional smoke, she picks the one right in front of my room. Brilliant."

"I will never understand how some people can take three bottles of beer within two hours. I can't even down that much water in such a time span."

"A Zebra Path is no longer a Zebra Path if its stripes are red and white. Then it should be called a Candy Cane Path. A squiggly candy cane path for that matter"

"Ah yes, the Engineering Buildings: a realm in which English is no longer the dominant language, females are seemingly not part of the population and socially-challenged, puberty-deprived FOBs rule the kingdom."

"Sometimes, the day is so dull that you just wanna burst out in song and dance and everyone will follow behind you like its some crazed Bollywood film and it feels like everything will be all right...except it never does...like Dancer In The Dark."

"Why does the garbage room on the guy's floor smell exactly like their rooms? I think that answers for itself."

"Newsletters is like the pathetic second cousin of the newspaper. Kinda like Twitter to blogs."

"I love it how idiosyncratic personalities and habits are never embraced until you reached college. A dreadlocked fellow wearing a batik patterned sarong, a neon green jacket and yellow fishnet stockings who fancies Hello Kitty for a backpack is just completely acceptable within campus grounds."

"Plaid shirt + Bermuda shorts + long socks with American flag + loafers + bow tie (optional) = Professor."

"I am afraid that our university has turned into the ones you see in the front of a brochure when you're planning to apply for colleges...you know, the ones where there's a fair-haired girl laying in the grass or a guy with a baseball cap reading under a tree. Too bad they don't know about the geese shit."

"Who needs to work out? I think I can just lose weight from walking from one side of the campus to the other. It's brilliant."

"Don't complain about how everything in college sucks. Just make the best out of your experience and shut the fuck up."

:Pfredd